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Usual Demotivational Poster


UNICORNS - LATE AS USUAL -


TAGS: unicorns late as usual wytch
Rating: 3.9/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:49 pm
I hate Unicorns! Good job Noah, too bad survived and made The Friendship Express!
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:36 pm
We know how you feel. Sincerely, The Dinosaurs


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

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caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.




I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...




DECEPTION -


TAGS: usual suspects movie quote day
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 4:31 pm

poster was nice dude but the comeback.....lmfao,.
fred - March 13, 2010, 11:04 pm
ad hominem attack? So persuasive!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 6:15 pm
Wow Fred, thanks for clearing that up. Go back to beatin off to the Lord of the Rings. Thanks
fred - March 12, 2010, 5:43 pm
Oh noes! Be afraid of the mythical pretty man! Oh wait, that's right, I'm not retarded. I see this image, with the non-human pupil, refers to the forest god, demonified by the Church in their competition against the main opposition in Europe.


GUILTY -




CODEPENDENCY -


TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
5L


ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


FINE DINING THE RL WAY -


TAGS: usual table dining out rl
Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 12:12 pm
sounds delicious RL
NotoriousGIL - April 14, 2011, 2:55 am
LOL
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:21 pm

i rarely go out airman. i usually use the star trek cookbook. all the recipes are for one....lol.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:21 pm
"Winning"!
Greeny - April 13, 2011, 8:23 pm
It's like a time-out booth!


PURE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil fear keyser soze death joke usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 2.56/5

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bostonbill - August 25, 2011, 11:35 am
Is this available as a movie poster?
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 6:02 pm
oh hell yes


PORK TENDERIZING -




REFEREE - for once putting his head up someone else's ass


TAGS: refs always have their heads up someone s posterior it s just usually their own
Rating: 4.41/5

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Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Amsome! 5L DL


SPACEDOG'S PHYSICAL - went off without a hitch this year


TAGS: usually hates the upper gi
Rating: 4.08/5

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TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 10:18 am
so many shitty jokes....
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

NASA could use it for laser based guidance systems, the shit ray.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
In 3-D! Phew, this movie stinks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:12 pm
Brown I-max.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's almost like my rectum helps focus light too. I'll be working at the IMAX soon.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that shit is like spackle....could patch a wall with it.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:07 pm
He wanted to be peanutbutter-free for the doctor.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:06 pm

thankfully space ate that colon cleanser before the exam
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
HA! I'll count my blessings. I'd rather try to swallow that flashlight than have it go in the other way. Thanks Airman.


PREJUDICE -


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


CHURCHIANITY - Bring them in, fill the pews and collect the money...




Larceny -


TAGS: dogged the usual suspects
Rating: 4.83/5

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Greeny - March 16, 2014, 10:24 am
How do you bend all the way around like that?
GaryO - March 16, 2014, 9:42 am
OH WOOF! (lick)


PLANNING -




MO & MOOOOOO - You'll forever be first IMO!!


TAGS: moooooo mo forever on the same page of opposite books cause mines usually a coloring book
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
I'd never seen this one....5 slightly creepy lions.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:07 pm
Come on Moooo! You never saw my poster? Read the tags.


YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you?




PERCEPTION OF FRIENDSHIP - Are others deception of reality


TAGS: dolls are usually nice
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - February 28, 2013, 1:47 pm

The pic looks like one of Marilyn Mansons creepy water color paintings


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